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Britney to give birth in Namibia? Nah.

Shortly after the Britney Spears NBC Dateline interview with Matt Lauer, the gossip was coming in fast and furious that she was planning on heading to Namibia to give birth to her second child, a la Angelina Jolie.

Uh, not so fast, said Spears publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik on Friday. "Not true," she was quoted. OK, that's simple enough.

But StarChatter asks, if not Namibia, then where? Neither Spears nor her publicist would say. We of course have our own suggestions:

1. Bahgdad. Sure, it's a hot zone, but wouldn't we all like to see some paparazzi get blown up?

2. Any place ending in "-stan". So many choices! And it's be fun hearing the ET chicks try to say "Kyrsyrkystan."

3. Albania. Actually we're saving that one for Jessica Alba.

4. Arkansas. C'mon -- give a backward state a little celebrity exitement!

By the way, was StarChatter the only one to notice how absolutely humongous Spears' hooters have gotten? Geez, she could feed a family...

Britney: "I'm human!"

Uh, yeah. We kind of figured that.

So Britney sat down with Matt Lauer to talk about the paparazzi, marriage and motherhood -- and to shed a few tears.

The "Bride of Federline" said her marriage was strong despite rumors to the contrary. But, she admitted: "I'm an emotional wreck right now."

She said the paparazzi and the press have made her out to be some sort of monster. Matt asked: "If you could talk to them as individuals, not as a group, what would you say to 'em?"

Said Britney: "We just need privacy and we need our respect. And -- and those are things that you have to have as a human being."

Fat chance, baby!

For those of you who need the full fix, a special edition of Dateline will air tonight with the complete interview. Tune in to NBC at 9 p.m. Eastern, 8 p.m. Central.

Britney pregnant?

According to a report by Us Weekly, Britney Spears is indeed pregnant again. From the Us Weekly blog:

"Spears, 24, couldn’t hide her pregnancy any longer when she showed up poolside at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas this weekend, sporting a red bikini and a serious bump. The singer is expecting her second child with husband Kevin Federline, 28, sources have confirmed to Us. The couple have been married since September 2004 and have a seven-month-old child, Sean. Federline has a daughter, Kori, 3, and a 21-month -old son, Caleb, from a previous relationship. Spears’ 1999 debut album sold more than 10 million copies."

Us Weekly will have a full report in its forthcoming issue.