Over the hill and fading fast, the one-time pop icon Madonna is in full-force desperation mode to get attention.
At her world tour opening in Los Angeles, she hung herself from a cross, hurled some lame insults in the direction of the president of the United States (isn't that getting a bit cliche?), and generally made a fool of herself by trying to do some sexy dance moves. YUCK!
The 47-year-old hag spent two hours mangling half-baked tunes from her new album, "Confessions on a Dancefloor," as well as a few old hits such as "Like a Virgin," "Ray of Light" and "Lucky Star."
All we at StarChatter can say is: Give it a rest, you ugly old biatch!