Madonna desperate for attention

Madonna: She's old and ugly.Over the hill and fading fast, the one-time pop icon Madonna is in full-force desperation mode to get attention.

At her world tour opening in Los Angeles, she hung herself from a cross, hurled some lame insults in the direction of the president of the United States (isn't that getting a bit cliche?), and generally made a fool of herself by trying to do some sexy dance moves. YUCK!

The 47-year-old hag spent two hours mangling half-baked tunes from her new album, "Confessions on a Dancefloor," as well as a few old hits such as "Like a Virgin," "Ray of Light" and "Lucky Star."

All we at StarChatter can say is: Give it a rest, you ugly old biatch!


snarky said...

I tell you what is cliched, you making ageist and sexist comments you narrow minded, stupid fuckwit.

Anonymous said...

Hysterical. Actually portrayed an accurate pic of what she would look like in 20 years - a perverted old hag haning trying to hang on to the "hep" crowd - should she not shoot herself first.